16 Tweets That Are Way Too Real If You’re A Sagittarius

1. Ladies and gentlemen, the time has come.

2. It’s about to get lit.

3. Welcome to Sagittarius season. We’ve been waiting for you.

Welcome to Sagittarius season. We've been waiting for you.

4. Admit it — you’re not afraid to speak your minds, even when you know you shouldn’t.

5. And you’re perfectly OK just hanging out by yourself.

6. And you’re not always the best at expressing your emotions.

me: i think i’m falling for you
sagittarius:

— astrolo-gee! (@hornyscopes)

7. Really, you just want to be left alone.

Really, you just want to be left alone.

8. Although sometimes you betray yourself.

Although sometimes you betray yourself.

9. You know you can be more than a little petty. It’s just who you are.

You know you can be more than a little petty. It's just who you are.

The Jim Henson Company / Via Twitter: @MysticxLipstick

10. Although sometimes you try to hide it.

Although sometimes you try to hide it.

11. OK FINE REALLY PETTY. IT’S COOL.

Me: “I’m looking for someone who will be petty about the smallest things in life.”

Sagittarius:

— astrolo-gee! (@hornyscopes)

12. Sorry not sorry!

Internal Sagittarius monologue passing an ex on the street: you look even cheaper than before.

— Astro Poets (@poetastrologers)

13. And you *KNOW* this is totally you when you’re hanging with friends.

Sagittarius: do you think this looks good on me
any sign: actually it..
Sagittarius: I just decided I don’t care what you think don’t finish

— Astro Poets (@poetastrologers)

14. And this is definitely you too when your friends want to hang out.

And this is definitely you too when your friends want to hang out.

Televisa / Via Twitter: @astronomyhoe

15. So to all the other signs, you can say, “Don’t hate us ‘cause you ain’t us!”

Sagittarius: I’m glamorous, I’m smart, I have a bad attitude a lot of the time. What could go wrong?

— Astro Poets (@poetastrologers)

16. Sagittarii can’t help being the best!

you never dated a Sagittarius ?

— ihatefemales . 💕 (@taaycaapri)

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