31 Songs You Danced To If You Went To Middle School In The Mid 2000s

1.

“Fall For You” – Secondhand Serenade


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Why we’re dancing to this: Because Joey just asked you to slow dance and Alex told me that Katie told him that Joey told her that he LIKE-likes you.

2.

“Shake It” – Metro Station


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Why we’re dancing to this: Because I think I failed my science test and I’ve been waiting all day to finally let loose.

3.

“Get The Party Started” – Pink


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Why we’re dancing to this: Because this dance is lame and it needs a little ~pep~.

4.

“Check Yes, Juliet” – We The Kings


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Why we’re dancing to this: Because Becca’s totally into you, bro! She told me in the note we were passing. Mrs. Dawson took it from me, though.

5.

“Damaged” – Danity Kane


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Why we’re dancing to this: Because Ricky broke your heart, but that doesn’t mean that you shouldn’t give Drew a chance.

6.

“Just Dance” – Lady Gaga


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Why we’re dancing to this: Because Lady Gaga is a legend — any more questions?

7.

“I’m Yours” – Jason Mraz


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Why we’re dancing to this: Because Jason speaks to my soul.

8.

“Misery Business” – Paramore


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Why we’re dancing to this: Because this BBM that I got from Christine might be enough to end her and Zach’s relationship. Then, he’ll be my bf. (:

9.

“She Will Be Loved” – Maroon 5


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Why we’re dancing to this: Because I might be a little broken, but I know Adam will ~fix~ me.

10.

“Work It” – Missy Elliot


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Why we’re dancing to this: Because I have to start practicing to be in Missy Elliot’s next video.

11.

“1, 2 Step” – Ciara


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Why we’re dancing to this: Because if being in that Missy video doesn’t work out, I can audition for a Ciara video, right?

12.

“Don’t Cha” – The Pussycat Dolls


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Why we’re dancing to this: Because Emma isn’t hot like me.

13.

“Sugar, We’re Going Down” – Fall Out Boy


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Why we’re dancing to this: Because I love being ~emo~ — it’s totally not a phase.

14.

“Low” – Flo Rida


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Why we’re dancing to this: Because we have Reeboks AND swag.

15.

“My Humps” – Black Eyed Peas


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Why we’re dancing to this: Because Michael told me I had a nice butt, so I have to show it off, right?

16.

“Beautiful Girls” – Sean Kingston


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Why we’re dancing to this: Some eighth grade chicks just walked in.

17.

“Hey Ya” – Outkast


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Why we’re dancing to this: I just wanna shake it like a polaroid.

18.

“Since You Been Gone” – Kelly Clarkson


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Why we’re dancing to this: Because I erased Mark’s number from my Razr, and he should know that I’m a prize.

19.

“Stacy’s Mom” – Fountain of Wayne


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Why we’re dancing to this: Because Myra’s mom is totally hot! Maybe she’ll give me a chance once I’m 16.

20.

“Womanizer” – Britney Spears


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Why we’re dancing to this: Because Daniel is a d-bag and he has for pay to what he did.

21.

“Mr. Brightside” – The Killers


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Why we’re dancing to this: Because we just had some ~fruit punch~ and margarita (mix), and we’re feeling loose.

22.

“You Belong With The Me” – Taylor Swift


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Why we’re dancing to this: Because we’re young and dumb and Taylor totally deserved to win “Video of the Year.” Beyoncé who?

23.

“SexyBack” – Justin Timberlake


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Why we’re dancing to this: Because we’re the ~sexiest~ class of all time. #Classof2009

24.

“Umbrella” – Rihanna


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Why we’re dancing to this: Because Matty let me use his umbrella yesterday, and I want to return the favor. (;

25.

“Touch My Body” – Mariah Carey


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Why we’re dancing to this: I heard this song coming from my dad and step-mom’s room yesterday, and it’s such a bop for adults like us.

26.

“Crazy In Love” – Beyoncé


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Why we’re dancing to this: Because Vince looked at me in Pre-Algebra today, and I think he really, really, REALLY likes me this year.

27.

“The Sweet Escape” – Gwen Stefani and Akon


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Why we’re dancing to this: Because I talked my way out of getting a detention for chewing gum in gym!

28.

“Telephone” – Lady Gaga and Beyoncé


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Why we’re dancing to this: Because until “Telephone Part 2” is released, we have to enjoy what we currently have.

29.

“Hot N Cold” – Katy Perry


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Why we’re dancing to this: Because Reggie keeps changing his mind about whether or not he’ll ask me to the dance. Like make up your mind. :(

30.

“Girlfriend” – Avril Lavigne


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Why we’re dancing to this: Because maybe Alex will finally get the hint that REBECCA IS NOT FOR HIM and go for me.

31.

“Hollaback Girl” – Gwen Stefani


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Why we’re dancing to this: I just like spelling “B-A-N-A-N-A-S.”










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